Closer
My anonymity grows.
It seems Abi Titmuss is running all over town, completely failing to mention me at every opportunity. After not being mentioned in Hello! and The Sun, I’ve now not been mentioned in Closer.
Okay, okay, so the Hello! article was actually Adele Silva not mentioning me. Meaning, technically, Abi’s only given two interviews which doesn’t really count as running all over town; but it’s still moderately exciting to see yourself failing to be mentioned in national publications. I really am on track for no one knowing who I am in the next few months.
In fact, I’d go so far as predicting that by Christmas, my anonymity will have grown to such proportions even Mandy will never have heard of me.
Truly we live in wonderous times.
Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 2:22 pm
And you are… ?
Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 2:33 pm
No idea.
Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Are you staying well away from the filming or will you pop along? Given, that they let you in Mr Anonymous.
Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I’ll wear a name badge, that should sort it out.
I don’t know … I don’t like being on set, it’s boring. On the other hand, I do know some of the cast and crew so … maybe. There are a couple of cast members who’ve popped up on several things I’ve been involved with, people I really should make the effort to meet.
On a third hand … there might be something good on telly.
Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Third hand? I didn’t realise this was that sort of site.
Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 3:54 pm
It’s not. I do literally have a third hand.
I was a twin until about 20 weeks, at which point I seem to have absorbed the other fella.
Or lass.
Anyway, I have this vestigial hand underneath my right armpit which is a little creepy. It’s sort of part of my body and sort of sticks out. It’s not right, whichever way you look at it.
If I ever have a CAT scan they’ll probably find teeth in my brain.
Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 9:34 pm
So it was YOU, Barron, who kept mysteriously tapping me on the shoulder in the pub, t’other night. I suppose you think that’s funny, eh? Eh?
Thursday, 17 April, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Yes, it was me.
But it wasn’t my hand.
And yes, I thought it was hilarious.
Friday, 18 April, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Phil,
I do apologise for not mentioning you. However as you seem to be so excited by it, i will endeavour to mention you even less in all forthcoming interviews.
Congratulations on a great script by the way, i love it and can’t wait to start work on the film.
x
Friday, 18 April, 2008 at 2:53 pm
The real Abi Titmuss is in da house - how exciting!
Friday, 18 April, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Tremendous! You’ve got to love La Titmuss.
Saturday, 19 April, 2008 at 9:09 am
Yes, except, no.
I’m not entirely convinced that’s the real Ms Titmuss.
Saturday, 19 April, 2008 at 10:11 am
Oh wait, maybe it is?
Fuck, I’m confused now.
Saturday, 19 April, 2008 at 10:16 am
Let’s just tell ourselves it was her. It’ll be much more enjoyable that way.
Sunday, 20 April, 2008 at 11:42 pm
It is her, I just checked.
Sorry.
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 3:33 am
She looks like that AND she’s funny. It’s just not fair…
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I knew it!
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I would just like to say that I’ve been under Abi Titmuss (even if only as a comment on a random blog post)
…it still counts…