Do they really have sex in sex scenes?
For some reason, that question is the top search string for this blog. I have no idea what post it finds or what the hell I’ve been talking about; but since people are obviously really interested, I thought I’d clear it up in a neat, concise post …
No, they don’t.
Unless it’s porn; in which case … yes, they do.
I hope that answers that burning question and people can get back to finding my blog by searching for “Phillip Barron” and “genius writer”.
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Someone came to my blog searching for “clever original unproduced tv ideas”.
I have yet to hear from them.
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I can’t imagine such a thing in that field, the field itself worng, then how could be a the participants will be ??
no chance, even if it does not occur infront of the team, it does behind the screens.
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Favourite long time searches on my blog include
Dirty Lucy sex scenes
Talking dirty scripts
Werewolf sex
and strangest of all, I get in the region of 20 searches a day for:
How to write an ode.
What do they think my blog is for?? Talking about Poetry??? HOW DARE THEY.
Monday, 21 April, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Someone searched my blog under the term ‘Teeth affirmations’
I’ve talked about both but not together. Amused to think of someone chanting:
‘I have teeth, I have teeth, I have teeth…’
Tuesday, 22 April, 2008 at 5:58 pm
BTW, I read crustynomad’s name as crustyGONAD first time I saw it.
Tuesday, 22 April, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I’m sure he’ll be delighted to hear that.
Wednesday, 23 April, 2008 at 1:01 pm
It’s a medical condition, OK? I have the creams and the ointments but nothing seems to do any good - I’ll just have to keep massaging them every night.
Sunday, 27 April, 2008 at 3:37 am
If you were brad pits wife and he really did have sex in a sex scene i’m sure you’d be more than pissed of. The answer is obvious.. duh !
Tuesday, 29 April, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Quite.