Ooh, check me out, I’m 624% more famous than I was last week.
That’s a lot more famous than the paltry 141% more famous I was a few months back. I must be as famous now as some of the extras on Eastenders, surely?
And if fame is here, surely fortune can’t be far behind?
Well, yes, apparently it is. Fortune is stuck behind a tractor on the A27.