So the call comes in:
“Can you write a treatment for a sexy vampire film? There’s a Caribbean location, some Nazi costumes and a UK country mansion – mix in some nudity and we need it immediately.”
That’s a pretty specific brief, not something I have knocking around. Not even an idea I’ve ever really thought about before.
Well, not in public anyway.
Hmm, Caribbean Nazi Vampires?
Sexy Caribbean Nazi Vampires?
Who retire to a UK country mansion?
Naked Nazis attacked on a Caribbean island by Vampires looking to invest in a UK country mansion?
No, nearly there but not quite right.
Caribbean Vampires who join the Nazi party in order to set up a nudist camp in a UK country mansion.
Now you’re talking!
One treatment coming up, this puppy practically writes itself.*
*It didn’t write itself, I wrote it. It was quite difficult.