The T-shirt is from Mick Fowler, it’s a promotional T-shirt for the short film I wrote with him – ‘Quid Pro Quo … and all that’.
This is the front:
And this is the back:
I’ve never had a T-shirt with my name on before, let alone one from the production of a script I wrote (or at least co-wrote).
I was quite impressed; and I can honestly say, hand on heart, that it’s better than being stabbed in the face with a rubber knife.