Well, that was a bad week.
I think I can honestly say the last week has been the worst of my fledgling career so far. Horrible just about sums it up; but doesn’t really convey the gut-wrenching fear, disappointment and rage which left me on the verge of tears.
And by ‘verge of tears’ I mean ‘bawling my eyes out, lying curled up on the bathroom floor, wrapped in tin foil and screaming for my mummy’.
Why tin foil?
I don’t know, that’s how upset I was.
Still, it seems to be almost over now and life is becoming sunny again. I may blog about it at some point, but probably not. It’s all a bit embarrassing and totally my fault.
So instead I’m going to talk about some random shit I was too numb to notice during the last seven or eight days.
Like on Monday, when I visited one of the locations for K and watched the fight choreographer put some of the actors through their paces. There were swords and tonfa and … well that’s all I saw; but they were being flung around all over the shop.
Or night club, I suppose.
Then we visited a rooftop location to discuss how we’re going to throw an actor off without it costing too much.
I think hiring twins is the answer.
One who can act and the other who’s suicidal.
I’ve finally discovered what the issue was with the difference in page count – it turns out Final Draft fixed a bug which added the odd blank line into the script. I was running 7.1.1 on my desktop (104 pages) and 7.1.3 on my laptop (102 pages) – which is not a problem until you lock the script for production and suddenly it all goes haywire.
I’m away from home a lot and need to be able to work on the script from both machines.
Well, the best solution would have been to update my desktop; but the production team have all been working from the 104 page version. So solution number 2 is to uninstall Final Draft from my laptop and reinstall the older version.
Great, then I can work on the script while I’m out and about.
Except … no, wait. There was a reason why I updated the laptop – it’s running Windows Vista and Final Draft 7.1.1 won’t save as PDF in Vista.
So now I have a script I can work on, but no way of sending it.
Ah, no! I can print the revised pages using a PDF printer (CutePDF – because I like the name).
Okay, now we’re cooking.
Except no, the director can’t open pages printed to PDF, only ones saved as PDF.
Who fucking knows?
So now I have to send the CutePDF printed pages out to the First AD for distribution, with a one page per scene version for the continuity person.
I’m sure she has a technical name, but I don’t know what it is.
Then I have to email the Final Draft version back home so Mandy can save it as PDF and send it back. Then I can send it to the director.
For some reason the text is mostly green. Green is the current revision colour, but it shouldn’t save green text into PDF.
Now I’m really confused; and, as some of you may have noticed, wittering on about PDF formats to stop myself thinking about …
Fuck it, it’s no good.
I need more tin foil.