Do they really have sex in sex scenes?

For some reason, that question is the top search string for this blog. I have no idea what post it finds or what the hell I’ve been talking about; but since people are obviously really interested, I thought I’d clear it up in a neat, concise post …

No, they don’t.

Unless it’s porn; in which case … yes, they do.

I hope that answers that burning question and people can get back to finding my blog by searching for “Phillip Barron” and “genius writer”.

Categories: Random Witterings, Sad Bastard | 22 Comments

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22 thoughts on “Do they really have sex in sex scenes?

  1. Someone came to my blog searching for “clever original unproduced tv ideas”.

    I have yet to hear from them.

  2. I can’t imagine such a thing in that field, the field itself worng, then how could be a the participants will be ??

    no chance, even if it does not occur infront of the team, it does behind the screens.

  3. Favourite long time searches on my blog include

    Dirty Lucy sex scenes

    Talking dirty scripts

    Werewolf sex

    and strangest of all, I get in the region of 20 searches a day for:

    How to write an ode.

    What do they think my blog is for?? Talking about Poetry??? HOW DARE THEY.

  4. crustynomad

    Someone searched my blog under the term ‘Teeth affirmations’

    I’ve talked about both but not together. Amused to think of someone chanting:

    ‘I have teeth, I have teeth, I have teeth…’

  5. BTW, I read crustynomad’s name as crustyGONAD first time I saw it.

  6. I’m sure he’ll be delighted to hear that.

  7. crustynomad

    It’s a medical condition, OK? I have the creams and the ointments but nothing seems to do any good – I’ll just have to keep massaging them every night. 😉

  8. If you were brad pits wife and he really did have sex in a sex scene i’m sure you’d be more than pissed of. The answer is obvious.. duh !

  9. Quite.

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  11. PEER SHA

    They are committing adultery, immoral act, prostitutions and the actress dare to tell that they are star? How come? I cannot imagine also a nude man on a nude woman not being excited. He is having real sex, its not fake, just that these actresses can sell their bodies.

    Why the hell they must put the sex scenes in films? We all know how to make love, the truth is that the directors are maniac.

    I wonder how their husbands or boyfriends react, I’ld rather divorce/separate with them or simply not to marry or fell in love with an actress.

  12. ballsface

    Ii agree w/ peer sha

  13. Fantastic post, I bookmarked your blog so I can visit again in the future, All the Best

  14. Lucy

    Lol crustynomad, but I’d definitely do a sex scene, I’m a huge slag, I can’t even remember the number of how many times I’ve been payed for sex!!

  15. LMAO! Werewolf sex! Thats the funniest thing I’ve read in a while!

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  17. Sophii xx

    Stuff you lot, I’m still in tears about that crusty gonad of his xD xx

  18. quasimod

    I got here looking for Nazi Zombie porn, in an upscale locale like the Caribbean, or a UK country mansion. I notice this thread is almost a year old, so I’m guessing there haven’t been any new developments. *sigh*

  19. I don’t have a blog yet. But when I finally get around to it, no doubt a popular search term will be ‘shit’. I’ll try hard not to disappoint.

    As for actors in films having sex, I guess it must be confusing for those with IQs lower than 100. I mean, they kiss… so who knows what’s going on down below, right?

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