I can’t see out of my right eye. For some reason it’s swollen up so much it’s completely closed.
I don’t know whether I’ve been bitten, got a sty or been inexplicably punched whilst asleep (for anyone thinking of punching anyone, while they’re asleep is the best time); but whatever the reason, I’m viewing the world in a monocular fashion without the benefit of depth perception.
I quite like it.
Apart from the pain.
But, none of that matters because The Wrong Door kicks off today. Tonight to be precise. 10.30 on BBC Three to be even preciser.
Here are some more reviews if anyone cares:
But hey, feel free to make your own mind up tonight.
Join me, go on, you know you want to; and if you want to totally immerse yourself in the same viewing experience as me – tape one eye closed and jab pins into your face whilst watching.
You know it makes sense.