… I really am. I’ve been neglecting this blog, but most of all I’ve been neglecting you. Not a general, you the reader type you; but you specifically.
You’re my favourite.
And I apologise, but I’ve just been far too busy. Still am really, but the end is in sight.
Well, not the end. More of a resting point when I’ll be able to talk shit for a day or so.
Rest assured though, I have been making a list of all the things I would have blogged about over the past … few … while.
How long has it been?
Oh, it feels longer.
Anyway, I’ve jotted down a list of twelve things I meant to blog about but haven’t.
Three of them I can actually remember what they mean. Sadly, I suspect the other nine are lost for all time. Shame really, they looked jolly exciting if not deeply mysterious.
CREATORS CONFUSED LOST – sounds like it would have been insightful.
THE A TEAM V DAD’S ARMY – would have been a film I’d pay to see.
CYLONS!– looks terribly exciting. Not just CYLONS, but CYLONS! with a bold and underlined exclamation mark. It sends shivers down my spine just looking at that.
BLOG NO SPELLCHECK BLOG WHY? – yes. Really? Gosh.
And it’s my deepest regret to annouce we may possibly never, ever learn what the fuck DAISY DOGNUTS means.
DAISY DOGNUTS? It’s definitely my handwriting but … DAISY DOGNUTS? What the fuck?
Oh well, back to hacking up my imaginary friends with big bastard swords.
Normal service will be resumed shortly.