Masturbating monkeys

Two words I never thought I’d find contained in one sentence in a set of script notes.

At least, two words I certainly never thought I’d be asked to put into an action line in a script.

When I envisaged my writing career, all those minutes ago, I never dared dream that one day someone would instruct me (whilst paying me) to write those two words in a script.

My life is now complete.

And yes, it is exactly what you think it is.

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Categories: Career Path, Progress, Random Witterings, Sad Bastard | 3 Comments

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3 thoughts on “Masturbating monkeys

  1. LOL. You know you’re a proper screenwriter when someone pays you to write that. 🙂

  2. I’ve always been fond of the line “Monkeys __cking a football” from ‘Days of Thunder’. Always gave the perfect visual.

  3. “And yes, it is exactly what you think it is.”

    Er, monkey porn? Porn for monkeys that is…

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