There’s something going on, god damn it!
What is it? What’s happening?
Eh?
http://www.gm.tv/entertainment/latest-entertainment-news/44838-bruce-as-band-manager-in-tv-gig.html
Do what now?
http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/technology/that-band/5010643.article
Who the fuck is Lee Hupfield?
When did all this happen? What the fuck is going on?
Mine was fairly average, I spent it in a fabulous house on Anglesey (which may or may not have some connection to St Seiriol) with a Lord who taught me how to con money out of people on the Waltzers and a young woman who tries to bring helicopters down by hitting golf balls at them (but is considering giving it up because she almost hit a car and feels that’s a bit dangerous), working out a plan to invade the Falklands as the first step towards exploiting the untapped mineral wealth of Antarctica.
Oh, and William Wordsworth’s great-granddaughter served us dinner.
Fairly run of the mill, really.
And Ciaran Griffiths:
Wait, there’s more Just for the Record goodness … Alice Barry:
The inestimable Piers and the ‘I’ve only met her twice, she seems lovely but I hate to make snap decisions’ Sara Baroni are holding a Writers’ Social on the 18th of March.
If you’re a writer, thinking of becoming a writer or just want to talk to/seduce/throw stuff at other writers, then why not come along?
Full(ish) details are on Piers’ blog, but the essence is:
“Knights Templar in Chancery Lane on the evening of Thursday 18th March 2010. 7pm till closing; all welcome.”
I’m assuming that’s in London since that’s where Piers lives and only people who live in London think they can provide an address without mentioning the city – after all, there aren’t any proper settlements beyond the M25, are there? I mean, only a fool would want to live somewhere where the air is clean, everything’s a third of the price, the people are friendly, shop assistants/waiters/bus drivers speak English and you can drive and/or walk from place to place with relative ease.
No, no, London is the place to be! It’s packed full of exciting stuff you can’t afford to do.
Sorry, I got side-tracked there for a moment.
Where was I before the pointless tirade about something I don’t actually believe?
Oh yes, Writers’ Social. Will I see you there?
I’ll be there. Probably. Maybe. If you’re lucky.
Or not.
Depends on your point of view.
I’m going to go now.
Not to the Writers’ Social – that would be silly, since it doesn’t start for over a month … and I seem to be somewhere in America. Actually, if anyone can identify my location from this photo:
I’d be extremely grateful.
See you (maybe) on the 18th.
Now this has got to be good news, right?
Right?
And Calum McNab …
… anyone else getting bored of these?