Click this one, make it bigger. Go on, we’ll all wait for you.
What do you notice? Anything odd?
Apart from me being the star.
I’ll give you a clue … no I won’t, I’ll just fucking tell you. I’m bored of this game already.
12 new from £10.65 2 used from £19.99
Apparently, right now, you can buy a brand new copy of The Wrong Door for £10.65 and then sell it immediately for £19.99! You can make … um … carry the one … hang on, I need some more fingers … nine pounds and thirty-four shiny pence profit from each and every DVD!
Buy ten DVDs and you’ve made ninety-odd quid. Buy a hundred and you’re nine-hundred pounds up on the deal. Buy a million and the mind boggles!
That’s right, buying some toss I wrote (a bit of) will actually make you rich!
What’s more, if you buy a million Wrong Door DVDs and become fabulous wealthy, with my royalties I’ll be able to afford to buy a copy for myself!
It’s win/win, no one loses and everyone’s happy!
Or it could just be a mistake, I’m not sure.
The Jobbing Scriptwriter 
shhhh its how the uk is going to climb out of the recession
ha ha ha all I noticed was you as an actor, hahaha how funny, had to read the whole blog then have a look at what you’re talking about, I might buy some xx
At least they got the Director right.
Ooh! I must go advertise my shiny virtually new copy for sale – I knew there was a way to make money from this writing lark: Sell all your leisure and research materials!