Fuck you. Just fuck you. Do you know how many times I’ve had to change my printer settings this week?
No, of course you fucking don’t because you’re not sitting in this tiny pissing room with me watching me change the fucking settings every time I need to swap between a British A4 script and an American Letter one.
That’s how fucking many.
I would tell you exactly, but I’ve run out of fucking fingers and counting was never my strong point.
Why can’t I have a menu button which specifies the page size?
Why would that be so fucking difficult?
Why do I have to explain to the British producer of this American co-production, over and over a-fucking-gain that he has to change his printer settings before opening the script or the page numbers will be all over the fucking shop and his notes will make no fucking sense whatsoever? Yes, I send him a PDF version in the correct page size, no he doesn’t fucking read that one because he’s a fucking idiot. Don’t interrupt. How ridiculously fucking annoying is it that I have to open four separate windows before I can alter a setting which should be one click on the fucking toolbar?
Answer me, you useless fucking cunts!
Other than that, I think it’s a really good program, one I enjoy using and has made my working life immeasurably better.
Thanks, love and kisses,