Strangely enough, more than one person fancies a natter and so we’ve actually made it to Conversation #2.
This time it’s Robin Bell, a guy I have actually met and really enjoyed chatting to.
Robin and I met at the BBC’s TV Drama Writing Festival in Leeds and instantly became best mates.
For the day.
Or two days, possibly.
Actually, maybe I’m overstating that a little. I like the bloke anyway.
He’s a nice guy with interesting stuff to say. He’s carving out his career and, by co-creating Twisted Showcase, has taken his career into his own hands.
Why don’t more of us do things like this? It’s really not that hard in the 21st Century to shoot stuff which looks half-decent, so why do so many of us wait for other people to do it for us?
I don’t know. If I did, maybe I’d be making my own stuff too?
Chat roamed across what we’d done since last we met†, what we want to do next‡, TV gems like episode 2 of series 2 of Inside No. 9
… and TV-not-so-gems like the last season of Doctor Who.*
As usual, Robin proved himself personable and easy-going. He’s a nice. I like Robin.
So there you have it, #PhonePhill the sequel.
Anyone else fancy a random chat? You can be someone I know or someone I don’t. You can be a fellow writer or not. Someone connected to the industry or someone with a proper, less frustrating job. We can chat about anything you like, whatever takes your fancy.
Drop me a line and we’ll see what we can work out.
‡ More stuff.
*I struggled with this much more than Robin did. He warmed to it halfway through, I cooled continuously until it went from a show I was prepared to pay to see in the cinema … to one I had on in the background a couple of days later whilst I was doing something else.
If you’ll indulge me:
The problem I had was threefold:
1) They seemed to think the best route to take here was to make the Doctor fundamentally unlikeable. I’m not convinced this is a good idea, it certainly didn’t seem to work very well for Colin Baker and I’m not convinced repeating that unglorious period of Who-History is the way forward.
It worked though. It was brilliantly written and did exactly what it was meant to do … made me not like the Doctor.
2) They seemed to feel the need to apologise profusely and continuously for casting an older, non-sexy Doctor. This highlighted over and over again how little confidence they had in their own decision. Why mention it at all? Why not just bang on with the story and drag people along for the ride?
“This is who the Doctor is now, he’s still awesome, come with us and enjoy the fun!”
As opposed to:
“I’m really sorry. Really sorry. It won’t be that bad. Honest. Look how old and wrinkly he is. Had you noticed how old and wrinkly he is? I bet you’re really upset about how old and wrinkly he is, but just give us a chance. Please give us a chance, it might not be that bad. Look, here’s the young sexy Doctor giving you permission to like the wrinkly old one. Except … we don’t want you to like him because he’s a bit of a nob. Just tolerate him for a bit. He’ll probably die soon anyway given how old and wrinkly he is.”
And so on. For what felt like weeks and weeks and weeks …
3) New-Who clearly establishes that companions are chosen to travel with the Doctor and only the brightest and best are allowed onboard. Even in this series, a potential companion who has all the attributes needed, is refused travel because she has one tiny flaw – she’s a soldier.
Being a companion is an honour reserved for the precious few.
Clara is the precious few. She’s the chosen one. Only she, out of the whole universe, has the right qualities to earn her place on the TARDIS … and she isn’t really sure if she wants to.
“I would come and explore the furthest frontiers of space and time, bearing sole witness to the most amazing sights the universe has to offer … but Eastenders is on and I’ve got some homework to mark and … maybe next week?”
Companions do tend to leave the Doctor because they crave a normal life. That usually happens over the course of one story.
Clara took an entire season to think about it.
If you haven’t worked it out, I don’t really like Clara.
This left me watching a show about a guy I wasn’t supposed to like hanging around the flat of a woman who wasn’t sure if she liked him either. There are two characters – one is deliberately unlikeable. The other is (presumably) accidentally unlikeable. Enjoy!
But never mind, the good thing about Doctor Who is next year will be something completely different.