Every month, after its run, The Treason Show produces a running order which tells the writers who wrote what. Every month, Gordon Robertson and I read the list, eager to find out who had the most items performed, who won Treason Show Top Trumps.
Unfortunately, it’s usually Gordon.
Unfortunately for me, not for him. He works much harder, writes much more and produces better sketches. Damn him.
And to be fair to myself, I rarely have time for sketch writing any more. I find myself in the nice position of being too busy with other projects.
Still rankles though.
I was going to write this post last month, but I won and it would seem very boastful to go and shout about it on the net. However, this month I lost (a lot) so it’s the time to announce our game to the world; or at least that tiny section of it which reads this blog.
So, the results for the November run of The Treason Show:
Performed items written by Gordon: 14
Performed items written by me: 3
Pathetic isn’t it? Well done Gordon, again. I’d like to say I’ll get you next month, but we both know that isn’t true.